Judge standard

General Appearance

The first impression of a good judge should be that of a tough minded but fair, alert and gentle specimen. Muscular fitness and nimbleness are desirable but not mandatory as soft living seems unavoidable in the breed.

The judge should be stamped with a look of nobility and justice - difficult to define, but always unmistakable after the show. The good judge has a distinct personality marked by a direct and fearless - but not hostile - expression of self confidence and that certain aloofness which does not lend itself to immediate and indiscriminate friendships....or at least does not admit to such friendships until later back at the hotel.

Secondary sex characteristics should be strongly marked least, when the judge hands you a ribbon, you say 'Thank you,Sir' to a lady or vice versa. The question of monorchids or cryptorchids should be left to your florist.

Coat

In cold climates the judge should be equipped with a double coat. Underwear may vary with the season. At no time, however, may a judge shed in the ring

Proportion

The most desirable proportions for a female judge are 38-23-36, however you may settle for a 23-23-48 or, as I have at times, 22-35-48. The shape of a maile judge is less important - but great bulk and commanding apprearance is greatly preferred.

Pigment

All colours are permissible! I have not personally seen a blue judge, but there is always a first time.

Size

The judge should be neither too tall nor too short. As rule of thumb, if he sinks to his knees to pat the dog, he is too tall. On the other hand, if he must jump in the air to test testicles, he is probably too short.

Measurements should be taken from the top of the head, with the hair parted or pushed down so that it will show only the actual height of the judges frame or structure.

A judge of desirable sex and flesh should average between 70 - 340 lbs, depending upon sex and how fat he or she is.

Gait

Judges who tend to motivate on all fours should be avioded, as should those who stagger and fall down a lot. Forward motion should be achieved by placing one foot in front of the other... hopping is also permitted and, in fact, often makes for better showmanship.

Stance

While viewing the dogs, the judge should stand in the centre of the ring, feet spead as at 'parade rest', the right hand held firmly in the left armpit with the left crossing over under the right armpit.... the chin must be tucked solidly into the chest, eyes squinting. Once the judge has assumed this position, the steward should count the number of times the class circles. If that count should exceed twenty, he might then unobtrusively poke the judge in the ribs. Older, mor experienced judges have been known to doze off in this position while younger specimens, particulary members of the party going set, might still be so grassed from the pre-show festivities that they have passed out.

Minor Faults

Muteness: It is preferable if a judge can speak in audible tones, but his vocabulary may be limited to phrases such as 'loose leads', 'walk them', 'one more time around', and the numbers 1 to 3 must be heard. If this is impossible a set of flash cards should be provided. Deafness is no fault in a judge, in fact slightly impaired hearing faculties are a distinct advantage as the judge cannot hear the rude comments from the ring side and will be able to litterally turn a deaf ear to whispered propositions, suggestions, etc, from the handlers.

Blindness

It is an advantage if the judge has full use of both eyes, however, some of the best known specimens manage to get by without any apparent eyesight at all and, as this does not seem to hinder their careers in the least, perhaps sight requirements are due to be revised and excluded from the standard.

Disqualifying Faults

Judges who whoop, holler and point, or who laugh hysterically at an exhibitor entering the ring with a particularly poor specimen should be disqualified. Likewise, the judge who delays proceedings while handlers make cheques out to him in the ring is not permitted to participate further. Any judge who attacks a handler in the ring is warned three times in writing, after which he must be dismissed.